*Counterfeit Monopoly Money scheme
* Caught with a truck of stolen Summer’s Eve douches
* Caught cheating at the “Guess how many jellybeans in the jar” contest at the mall
* Calling bananas “nanners”. How old are you?
* Making counterfeit Porter Wagoner CDs
* Mom sent you too many weird clippings from hometown paper
* Stalking Amy
* Food court free lunch stamp forgery
* Making a “that’s what she said” joke in the post office
* They found out about that one time in college. And they have pictures!
* You’re invisible
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